Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
"We all love someone way too fucking much."
- (via scxndal)
(Source: hazelhirao, via affection-erection)
"People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky."
- (via verrlust)
(Source: cvanillaa, via keepmegoingbaby)